Tuesdays with Salad: Wendy's Baja Salad
Are you ready to look past the exterior of a salad that looks like it’s been diarrhea’d on, into its delicious interior? Meet the Baja Salad from Wendy’s — the six-layer dip of fast food.
Healthy Fast Food
Believe it or not, it’s … kind of possible to eat [within a] healthy [calorie-range] at a fast food restaurant.
Tuesday with Salad: Wendy's BLT Cobb
Wendy’s BLT Cobb Salad is like, 80% meat. I had to kind of search for the lettuce? But the presence of a single noxious food item spoils it all: hard-boiled egg. Kind of like how stupid shoes on an attractive guy can totally ruin your lady-boner!
Tuesdays with Salad: Wendy's Spicy Chicken Caesar
Wendy’s Spicy Chicken Caesar salad has SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY CALORIES. The Baconator single has 630 calories. The moooore you KNOOOOOOW
Tuesdays with Salad: Bacon Ranch Salad from McDonald's
I’m not a salad person, guys. I’m not even a VEGETABLE person. But in my quest to diversify my fast foodie palate, I’m going on a crusade to eat fast food salads until I die from a creamy-ranch induced coronary. Besides, I am definitely a Paul Newman person.
